德國，英國和美國人火車旅行
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they’ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh! That’s nothing, I have 10 boys, and one more and I’ll be the world-champion soccer-team’s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I’ve had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I’ll open a golf course!
德國，英國和美國人火車旅行。他們覺得無聊，告訴對(duì)方自己的家庭。德國說，我有4個(gè)孩子，他們會(huì)組成一個(gè)籃球隊(duì)。英國人說哈！這沒有什么，我有10個(gè)男孩，和一個(gè)我會(huì)是世界冠軍的足球隊(duì)的教練。美國一開始笑。他說，我有17個(gè)妻子和孩子！一個(gè)和我的妻子！但會(huì)打開一個(gè)高爾夫球場(chǎng)！
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