Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計(jì)劃你的將來
“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的將來的？”
“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”
“那有什么用？”
“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了，我有錢。”
NOTE：
help 促進(jìn)；助長(zhǎng)
Trade helps the development of industry.
貿(mào)易促進(jìn)工業(yè)的發(fā)展。
It won't help you to cry.
你哭也沒有用。
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