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他當然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧!

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Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!

鄰居:您認為您的兒子會把在大學里學的東西全忘光嗎?

父親:我希望這樣-他當然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧!

       

                        

    

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