一切都為你明天的到來(lái)準(zhǔn)備好。
A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: DEAREAST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
一個(gè)伊利諾斯人離開(kāi)白雪覆蓋的芝加哥到佛羅里達(dá)州度假。他的妻子正在出差，計(jì)劃第二天到那里與他會(huì)合。當(dāng)他到達(dá)賓館后，他決定給他的妻子發(fā)一封電子郵件。無(wú)法找到的紙他寫(xiě)了他的電子郵件地址，他盡力憑借記憶。不幸的是，他漏掉了一個(gè)字母，他的信發(fā)到了一位年長(zhǎng)的牧師的妻子，她的丈夫前一天剛剛?cè)ナ馈．?dāng)這個(gè)悲傷的寡婦檢查她的電子郵件，她掃了一眼屏幕，尖叫了一聲，倒在地上不省人事了。的聲音，她的家人沖進(jìn)房間，看到屏幕上的內(nèi)容：最親愛(ài)的妻子：剛剛檢查過(guò)了。一切都為你明天的到來(lái)準(zhǔn)備好。
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