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第1391期英語笑話:又實用又便宜的禮物-

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Something Really Cheap

真正便宜的東西

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回來后,提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什么禮物回去。

“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售貨員開始有點惱火了,就給提姆一瓶很小的香水,價值15美元。

“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是,”提姆說,“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

The clerk handed him a mirror.

售貨員聽了后,遞給了提姆一面鏡子。

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