第1506期雙語笑話：我和他的關系
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
lt's kind of fitting
理應如此
As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That's a great scent, " I said, making conversation.
作為俄亥俄州代頓大學的一名新生，我急于給我的新舍友留個好印象。我到了寢室，看到她正在往身上灑香水。“這香味真棒啊。”我說，想和她搭起話來。
"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. Embarrassed ,I tried to apologize, but she cut me off -"Actually,it's kind of fitting,"she explained, surveying the damage. "That's exactIy how the relationship went．"
“謝謝—是男朋友送的，來，灑些試試。”她說著把瓶子遞給我。不幸的是，我還沒抓牢她就松手了，玻璃瓶在瓷磚地板上摔碎了。我感到很窘，剛想道歉，她就打斷了我。“事實上，應該如此。”她解釋道，一邊審視著地上的碎渣，“我和他的關系正是這樣的。”
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