英語幽默笑話 和上帝對話
英語幽默笑話 和上帝對話
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話。
He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."
他問：“主啊，一百萬美元對你意味著多少?”上帝回答：¨一便士。” 男子又問：“那一百萬年呢，?”上帝說：“一秒鐘。”最后男子請求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?“上帝回答：“過一秒鐘。”
單詞&詞組
retirement ，退職，退休
mower 割草機
fake 假貨，欺騙
gossip 閑話，閑談
contented 滿足的，心安的
interfore 誠干涉，干預(yù)
apply for 請求，申請
fumiture 家具，設(shè)備
atom bomb 原子彈
知道不知道
都說全世界屬中國人的思維最復(fù)雜，說話曲里拐彎的，沒想到老外也有這樣的。據(jù)說中國人重直覺( intuition)，英美人重實證( evidence)，中國人重形象思維(figurative thinking)，英美人重邏輯思維( logical thinking)。
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