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趣味英語:活學(xué)活用的老鼠

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A mighty elephant looked down at a tiny mouse and said,“You are undoubtedly the most insignificant thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Pardon me while I write down that,”answered the mouse,“I want to say it to a flea I know.”

一只龐然的大象不屑地對一只老鼠說:“你無疑是我見過的最不起眼的東西?!?BR>
“請?jiān)僬f一遍,我要把這句話記下來,”老鼠說:“我想對我認(rèn)識的一只跳蚤這樣說?!?BR>  
  ——摘自《新新英語——英語其實(shí)很有趣》

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