A swear
“If you refuse to marry me,”he swore,“I shall die.”She refused him.Sixty years later, he died.
一個誓言
“如果你拒絕嫁給我,”他發誓,“我就去死。”她拒絕了他。
六十年后,他死了。
A Note:
Swore:原形為swear.意思為:“v.宣誓,發誓”
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