生動有趣的地方色彩：解讀美國50州座右銘 二
california： by 30， our women have more plastic than your honda
加利福尼亞州：到30歲的時候，我們的婦女使用的整形塑膠的數量將會超過本田公司塑料用量的總和。
colorado： if you don't ski， don't bother
科索拉多州：如果你連滑雪都不會，那么請別來打擾我好嗎？
connecticut： like massachusetts， only the kennedy's don't own it yet
康涅狄格州：和馬薩諸塞州幾乎沒什么區別，只是肯尼迪家族還沒有擁有它。
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