生動有趣的地方色彩：解讀美國50州座右銘三

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　　delaware： we really do like the chemicals in our water

　　特拉華州：我們真得很不喜歡我們的水源中攜帶的化學物質。

　　florida： ask us about our grandkids

　　佛羅里達州：問問關于我們的孫子孫女的事情吧。

　　georgia： we put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism

　　喬治亞州：我們給極端的正統基督教信仰注入了一些“有趣的東西”。

　　hawaii： haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru （death to mainland scum， but leave your money）

　　夏威夷州：讓美國大陸上的那些無用之輩去死吧，不過記得把你們的金錢留下。

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