美國(guó)人幽默的電話(huà)留言
美國(guó)家庭中的電話(huà)機(jī)一般都有留言提示功能，也就是當(dāng)外人打入電話(huà)時(shí)，如果主人不在家，電話(huà)沒(méi)人接，電話(huà)機(jī)會(huì)自動(dòng)播送一段提示，內(nèi)容通常是：抱歉，家里沒(méi)人，請(qǐng)您聽(tīng)到“嘟”的一聲之后，將您的姓名與電話(huà)號(hào)碼留下來(lái)，我回家之后，馬上給您回電話(huà)。由于這樣的提示過(guò)于平淡，許多美國(guó)人都使用自己編寫(xiě)的提示。剛才我在搜狐英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)論壇上，看到一個(gè)帖子，介紹了一些很有趣的提示，我從中挑選了三個(gè)文字比較淺顯的，請(qǐng)您看一看。通過(guò)這些提示，我們可以發(fā)現(xiàn)美國(guó)人的民族性格中幽默的一面。
hi. i am probably home. i'm just avoiding someone i don't like. leave me a message，and if i don't call back，it's you.嗨，我可能在家里，但我不想給我討厭的人回電話(huà)。請(qǐng)留言吧。如果我沒(méi)有給您回電話(huà)，那么您就是我討厭的那個(gè)人。
please leave a message. however，you have the right to remain silent. if you give up the right，everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.請(qǐng)您留言。當(dāng)然，您有權(quán)保持沉默。如果您放棄這個(gè)權(quán)利，那么您說(shuō)的每句話(huà)都將被記錄在案，并且將被我們所利用。
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