英漢雙語笑話：Deduction 福爾摩斯的推理和華森的推理
sherlock holmes and watson were out camping one night.
歇洛克·福爾摩斯和華森有天夜里去露營。
after pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in.
搭起帳篷鋪好睡袋后，他們決定睡覺。
in the middle of the night, holmes violently shakes watson awake.
半夜，福爾摩斯用力將華森晃醒。
"watson," he says, "look at the sky and tell me what you see."
“華森，”他說，“看看天空，告訴我你看到什么”。
"i see the stars." replies watson.
“我看到星星。”華森回答。
"yes, and what does that tell you?"
“對，這個告訴你什么？”
watson takes a big breath: "astronomically speaking, it means that we are insignificant among the spectrum of the universe, psychologically speaking that we are only creating a dent in the infinite mystery of life, and theologically speaking that god rules all things. how about you, sir?"
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