英漢雙語笑話：銀行有多少人
how many people have
an american stepped into a gun shop,"give me the most powerful pistol."
"how many bullets do you need?"
the american walked to a telephone booth,"hello. is that the bank? how many people do you have,please?"
你們有多少人
一個美國人走進槍支商店:"給我拿一支威力最大的手槍."
"您需要多少發子彈?"
那個美國人走到公用電話間旁打電話:"喂,銀行嗎?請問你們有多少人?"
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