那些讓人笑破肚子的話（雙語）
1.再逼我,再逼我就裝死給你看！
don't force me to do what i unlike any more,or i'll die in front of you!
2.老子不但有車,還是自行的！
not only do i have a vehicle,but it's self-propelling.
4.鄙視我的人那么多,你算老幾?
with so many people look down upon me,you are nothing.
5.打死我也不說,你還沒使美人兒計(jì)呢！
i would rather say for the bedger game,or i won't say anything even though you beat me to die.
6.我不但手氣好,腳氣也不錯(cuò)！
not only did i have a good luck,my beriber is not bad too.
8.帥有個(gè)p用?搞不好還不是被卒子給吃掉！
what can a good look do for you ?you're more likely to be eaten by the soldiers.
9.交給我你就不用放心了,沒有錯(cuò)不了的事！
you would never feel easy if you turn to me.i did nothing right!
10.別緊張,我不是什么好人......
take it easy,although i'm not kind of good.
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