French horn jokes
Q： What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post？
A： A goal post that can't march.
Q： How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb？
A： Just one， but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
Q： What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost？
A： A goalpost that can't march.
Q： How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn？
A： Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.
Q： How do horn players traditionally greet each other？
A： "Hi. I did that piece in junior high."
Q： How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb？
A： Just one， but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
Q： How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section？
A： Have them miss every other note.
Q： What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy？
A： You can tune a '57 Chevy.
Q： How do horn players traditionally greet each other？
A： "Hi. I played that last year."
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