餐廳里的驅蠅妙招--雙語幽默笑話
there was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "oh, tell me, susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"
有位客人問餐廳的服務生:蘇珊,你們店里都沒有蒼蠅,你是怎么做到的?
so she said: "i just let the flies taste the stuff."
蘇珊回答說:我只是讓蒼蠅先試吃我們的東西。
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