知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇010：Bad news and good news 好消息＆壞消息（中英+）
An artist asked the gallery ownerif there had been any interestin his paintings currently on display.
一名藝術家問畫廊老板，最近有沒有人對他展出的畫感興趣。
"I've got good news and bad news,"owner replied.
“這有好消息和壞消息，”老板回答。
"The good news is thata gentleman inquired about your workand wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.
“好消息是有一位先生咨詢你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的畫會不會升值。
When I told him it would,he bought all fifteen of your paintings.
我告訴他你的畫會升值，他就把你的15幅畫全都買走了。”
"That's wonderful!"the artist exclaimed,"What's the bad news?"
“真是太好了”，藝術家是喜形于色，“那壞消息是什么？”
With concern, the gallery owner replied,"The guy was your doctor."
帶著關心的口吻，畫廊老板回答，“買畫的人是你的醫生”。
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