抓住最原本的利潤--雙語幽默漫畫
"remember:if life hands you lemons,make lemon furniture polish.it's more profitable than lemonade."
記住:如果生命給了你檸檬,請把檸檬家具擦亮.這比檸檬水有利潤多了。
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