聰明的小男孩--雙語幽默笑話
a small boy leading a donkey passed by an army camp. a couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . what are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.
一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？
so he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
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