那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事84：買東西和說閑話！
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”
有一個(gè)小女孩走丟了，于是她走到一個(gè)警察跟前說：“我媽媽不見了！”這個(gè)警察說：“她什么樣子？”小女孩回答：“買東西和說閑話！”
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