雙語幽默漫畫：天生催眠師，看爺爺如何讓孫子按時睡覺
爺爺奶奶和孫子斗智斗勇的故事，這個場景太熟悉了，對么？如何讓孫子按時去睡覺？就把那些陳谷子爛芝麻的往事都給他搬出來吧，保證立馬乖乖睡覺去。
奶奶：
nelson, this is your last warning.
小盆友，我再警告你最后一次...
奶奶：
earl, i can't get nelson to go to bed. i've tried bribes. i've tried threats. nothing works.
老公，我管不了小孫孫。這熊孩子死守著電視不睡覺，軟硬都不吃。
爺爺：
nelson, it's time for bed.
乖孫兒，該睡覺覺咯。
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