熱與冷
Chaude and Cold
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. “This is an outrage,” he complained. “The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”
“But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”
“Wait a minute,” roared the patron. “The other tap is also marked C.”
“Of course,” said the manager, “It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.”
熱與冷
蒙特利爾自助餐廳的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的龍頭，結果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了，”他抱怨道，“標著C的龍頭流出的是開水。”
“可是，先生，C代表Chaude－法語里代表‘熱'.如果您居住在蒙特利爾的話就得知道這一點。”
“等等，”那位顧客咆哮一聲，“另外一個龍頭同樣標的是C.”
“當然，”經理說道：“它代表冷。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”
英語 幽默 笑話 Chaude and Cold本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/71944.html
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