趣味英語:人活著就是要快樂
B： That's for how long？ （有多久了？）
N： About one month ago.
B： That's great， because you sound happy.
N： I am happy.
B： That's good for you， nikky.
N： Yeah.
B： To have someone like that inyou life， don't you think？
N： Well， we all want to be happy.
B： That's what life is about.
「注」人活著首先是要快樂，否則做任何事情都沒有意義。
N： Yes， my father told me the same， brian.
B： Really？ Your father is……
N： He's a pediatrician（兒科醫師）。
B： A pediatrician， still， right？
N： Still practicing. （仍然在工作）
N： I love my dad， and without his unconditional（無條件的）love I think――my life would have beenvery draining（困難的）。
B： Did you go to college？
N： Yes， but I don't just like it， though. I mean， I did terrible inschool. I could never get good grades（我永遠也得不到好分數）。 I could just not understand why a negative times a negative is a positive（我就是搞不明白負數乘以負數就得正數）。 It just couldn't make sense（好象說不通）。
B： So you did terrible inschool.
N： Yes， but I'm well read， I read all the time（我讀了很多書）。
B： So now you hooked up with whom？ （你現在和誰談戀愛了？）
N： Well， his name is BernCornfeld.
B： He is how old？
N： 45.
B： And you？
N： I am 29.
B： You were dating him？ （你跟他約會么？）
N： Yeah. Yeah.
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