Doctors Joke (79)

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　　In the doctors office two patients are talking“You know，I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake”“A sponge！”exclaims the other“And do you feel much pain”“No pain at all”，says the first，“but do I get thirsty！”

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