Doctors Joke (79)
In the doctors office two patients are talking“You know,I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake”“A sponge!”exclaims the other“And do you feel much pain”“No pain at all”,says the first,“but do I get thirsty!”
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