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  Things Not to Hear During Surgery,Part I I Could you stop that thing from beating?It‘s throwing my concentration off……

  What‘s this doing here?

  I hate it when they‘re missing stuff in here. That’s cool!Now can you make his leg twitch?!

  I wish I hadn‘t forgotten my glasses. Well folks,this will be an experiment for us all. Sterile,shcmerile. The floor’s clean,right?

  Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

  This patient has already had some kids,am I correct?

  Nurse,did this patient sign the organ donation card?

  Don‘t worry. I think it is sharp enough. FIRE!FIRE!Everyone get out now!!

  Darn!Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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