那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事166：新員工
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A new employee
新員工
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一個年輕人在被雇用幾個星期后，被叫到人事經理的辦公室。
"What is the meaning of this ? " the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years'experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
“這是什么意思？”經理問，“當你申請這份工作時，你告訴我們有五年工作經驗，現在我們發現這其實是你的第一份工作。”
"Well, " the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination. "
“嗯，”年輕人回答，“你們的廣告上說需要找一個有想象力的人嘛。
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