那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事187：理想男友的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)

閱讀 : 次

那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

What l want in a man at different ages
我在不同年齡時的理想男友的標(biāo)準(zhǔn) Original List(age 22)
原版（22歲時）

1．Handsome
1．英俊

2．Charming
2．有魅力

3. Financially successful
3．有經(jīng)濟(jì)實力

4．A caring listener
4．善于傾聽

5．Witty
5．機(jī)智

6．In good shape
6．良好的外形

7．Dresses with style
7．衣著有品味

8.Appreciates finer things
8．欣賞美好事物

9. Full of thoughtful surprises
9．總有各種各樣的驚喜

10. An imaginative, romantic lover
10．富有想象力的浪漫情人

Revised List(ags 32 ）
修訂版I 32歲時

1. Nice looking(prefer hair on his head)
1．五官端正（有頭發(fā)者優(yōu)先）

2. Opens car doors,holds chairs
2．上車幫我開車門，入座幫我拉椅子

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
3．有足夠的錢享用美妙的晚餐

4. Listens more than talks
4．少說多聽

5．Laughs at my jokes
5．我說笑話的時候一定要大笑

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
6．逛街的時候幫我拎包

7．Owns at least one tie
7．至少有一條領(lǐng)帶

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked me:
8．喜歡家里烹飪的晚餐

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversam
9．記得我的生日和各個紀(jì)念日

10. Seeks romance at least once a week
10.一周至少制造一次浪漫Revised List I age 42)
修訂版【42歲時）

1. Not too ugly(bafd head OK)
1．不太丑（禿頂也可）

2. Doesn't drive off until l'm in the car
2．我上車后才開車

3. Works steady-splurges on dinner out occasionally
3．工作穩(wěn)定——偶爾外出吃飯

4. Nods head when l'm talking
4．當(dāng)我說，話的時候點頭

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
5．通常記得笑話中的妙語

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
6．有足夠的力氣搬家具

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
7．沒有啤酒肚

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
8．懂得不買帶螺旋蓋的香檳

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
9．記得放下馬桶座圈

10. Shaves most weekends
10.大多數(shù)周末會刮胡子

Revised List ( age 52 )
修訂版（52歲時）

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
1．保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛發(fā)整潔

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
2．不在公共場合打嗝或搔癢

3. Doesn't borrow money too often
3．向別人借錢不要太頻繁

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when l'm venting
4．當(dāng)我生氣的時候不許打盹睡著

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
5．不會多次重復(fù)講同一個笑話

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on week
6．周末不會一直賴在床上

Revised List ( age 62 )
修訂版（62歲時）

1. Doesn't scare small children
1．不要嚇唬小孩子

2. Remembers where bathroom is
2．記得浴室在哪

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
3．不需要太多錢生活

4.OnIy snores lightly when asleep
4．睡著的時候鼾聲較小

5. Remembers why he's faughing
5．記得自己為何大笑

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
6．行動自如

7. Usually wears clothes
7．通常穿著衣服

8. Likes soft foods
8．喜歡軟的食物

9. Remembers where he left his teeth
9．記得把自己的假牙放哪了

10. Remembers that itls the weekend
10.記得哪天是周末

單詞&詞組

splurge 揮霍，大手大腳的花錢
punch 猛擊，推
wrtty 富于機(jī)智的，詼諧的
anniversary 周年紀(jì)念
screw一-top lid，螺旋蓋。從前，葡萄酒和香檳酒大都用橡木塞封裝，但現(xiàn)在越來越多的酒商開始用螺旋蓋代替椽木塞，本文中，螺旋蓋被看做是廉價酒的“代名詞。
upkeep 維修（費），保養(yǎng)費：生活費
trim 比修剪，削減
belch 打嗝，（火山、炮等）冒煙、噴出
scratch 刮，擦
vent 通風(fēng)孔，煙道，火山口
underwear 內(nèi)衣
snore 打鼾

知道不知道

如何形容魅力男人

He is so cute．
他很可愛。

Technically speaking,he is not my prince charming．
理論上來說，他還不是我的白馬王子。

I had a feeling that he is the Mr. Right l was looking for．
我有一種感覺他就是我要找的那個男人。

He is one of the kind.
他是獨一無二的。

He is an alpha male．
他是男人中的男人.

更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事相關(guān)文章和資料，請繼續(xù)關(guān)注英語作文大全