看笑話學英語75:Three Surgeons三個有名的外科醫生
聽笑話學英語75:Three Surgeons 三個有名的外科醫生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
“一個人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“這算不了什么，”另一個說。“一個家伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.
“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍。
There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院里。”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 Surgeons 外科醫生
eg：We're in bad need of medical workers, especially surgeons.
這里最需要醫務人員，特別是外科醫生。
短語
Five surgeons 五個外科醫生組成
SURGEONS NEWS 醫療衛生雜志
cosmetic surgeons 美容保養到府服務專員
Sanitary Surgeons 外科醫生
surgeons general 衛生署長
Surgeons clinic 外科專家診室
Especially Surgeons 特別外科醫生
aesthetic surgeons 美容外科醫師
Oral surgeons 口腔醫師
2 marathon runner 馬拉松運動員
eg：He is a marathon runner .
他是馬拉松賽跑選手。
短語
Once A Marathon Runner 從前馬拉松運動員
As A Marathon Runner 定為馬拉松賽跑
Thief and Marathon Runner 小偷和馬拉松運動員
a marathon runner 一位馬拉松賽跑選手
The First Marathon Runner 第一個馬拉松選手
The Caring Marathon Runner 體貼的馬拉松選手
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