Kid Joke(18)
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he‘d found a cat，but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead？”she asked her pupil.“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move，”answered the child innocently.“You did WHAT？??？”the teacher exclaimed in surprise.“You know，”explained the boy，“I leaned over and went‘Pssst！’and it didn‘t move.”
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