看笑話學(xué)英語46:St Peter's Question圣彼德的問題

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聽笑話學(xué)英語46:St Peter's Question 圣彼德的問題

Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven.
有三個(gè)人死了，分別是一名醫(yī)生、一名會(huì)計(jì)和一名律師。他們來到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德對(duì)他們說，如果他們想進(jìn)入天堂，就得每人回答一個(gè)問題。

He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?"
圣彼德看著醫(yī)生開始發(fā)問，“以前電影院放過一部電影，說的是一艘船撞擊冰山后沉沒，電影的名字是什么？”

The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through.
醫(yī)生回答，“《泰坦尼克號(hào)》”，醫(yī)生隨即被允許進(jìn)入天堂。

He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?"
然后圣彼德看著會(huì)計(jì)說，“船上有多少人遇難？”。

Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".
會(huì)計(jì)很走運(yùn)，因?yàn)樗麆偪催^這部電影，回答道，“1500人遇難。”圣彼德把會(huì)計(jì)也放進(jìn)天堂了。最后，圣彼德轉(zhuǎn)過身，看著律師，非常嚴(yán)肅地用命令的口吻問道，“把1500人的名字都說出來？”

英語單詞短語學(xué)習(xí)：

1 accountant
n. 會(huì)計(jì)師；會(huì)計(jì)人員

eg：The boss dropped an accountant from the payroll.
老板把一名會(huì)計(jì)師從在職人員名單中除了名。

2 commands

n. [計(jì)] 命令，[計(jì)] 指令

eg:He commanded his troops to attack.
他命令他的部隊(duì)進(jìn)攻。

短語
Configuration commands 配置指令 ; 配置命令
Voice Commands 語音命令 ; 語音指令 ; 由聲音指令操作 ; 聲音指令
User Commands 戶命令 ; 普通用戶常用的命令 ; 用戶命令
Bookmark commands 書簽命令
Batch commands 批處理命令
AT commands AT指令
commands full 任務(wù)已滿
RADIO COMMANDS 無線電指令 ; 無線電通訊
Basic Commands 基本命令

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