爆笑英語幽默笑話精選05：Prepare Yourself自己做好準備（英漢雙語笑話）
5.Prepare Yourself
5.自己做好準備
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."
校園里流傳著這樣的故事:一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著:“媽媽—我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除了。讓爸爸做好準備。”
Two days later he received a response:"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
兩天以后，他收到了回電:“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”
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