哪有人腰能彎那么低啊?
How could anyone stoop so low？
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved， jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him ―― his height. Or， should I say， his lack of it. One day， he stormed through the door and announced angrily， "Someone just picked my pocket！" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless， except for the one who blurted out， "How could anyone stoop so low？"
我們的餐廳經理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提――他的身高。或者，我應該說，他是有點矮！一天，經理怒氣沖沖地撞門而入，高聲說，
“有人拿了我的錢包！”
我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：
“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”！
英語 娛樂
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