電話推銷員
I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.
"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"
"She is a baby, " I replied.
"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."
電話推銷員
一天晚上我接了一個(gè)電話，對(duì)方的聲音使我很快意識(shí)到他是個(gè)電話推銷員。
“晚上好，”他說，“我想和利厄喬納森說話?！?
“她是個(gè)嬰兒，”我回答說。
“沒關(guān)系，”他說，“我以后再打?！?
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