本地麻藥
A Local Anesthetic
One night an injured man came to the hospital where I am an anesthesiologist． The surgical resident examined him andtold the patient he would be given a local anesthetic before thesu turing began．"Doc！"the patient protesed vehemently．"I don't want a local one．Give me the best． An imported one．"
本地麻藥
一天晚上，一個傷員來到我當(dāng)麻醉師的那個醫(yī)院。住院外科醫(yī)生為他做了檢查，他告訴病人在縫合傷口之前他得接 受局部麻醉。“醫(yī)生！”病人激烈地抗議。“我不要本地麻藥，給我最好的。要進(jìn)口麻藥。”
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