我們到站時(shí),請告訴我。
Tell Me When We Get There
"Is this stop Bloomington?" an old lady asked the busdriver.
"No, ma’am," the driver replied.
"Well, please tell me when we get there," she requested.
"I'll do that," promised the driver.
Later,the driver got careless and passed through Bloomington before he realized it. He apologized to the other passengers,turned around, and drove back Then he said to the oldlady:"This is the town where you wanted to get out.""Who wanted to get out?" she asked.
The driver said,"You did."
"No," she said," my daughter told me that when I pass through this town, I should take my pills."
我們到那站時(shí),請告訴我
一個(gè)老婦人問公共汽車司機(jī):“這站是布魯明登嗎?”
司機(jī)回答:“不是的,大媽。”
“那么,我們到那站時(shí),請告訴我。”她要求。
“我會的。”司機(jī)保證說。
后來,司機(jī)不小心忘了這件事,等他想起來的時(shí)候,汽車已經(jīng)開過了布魯明登。他向其他乘客道歉,掉轉(zhuǎn)車頭,開了回去。然后他對老婦人說:“這就是你要下車的那個(gè)城鎮(zhèn)。”“誰要下車?”她問。
司機(jī)說:“你啊。”
“不。”她說:“我女兒跟我說,當(dāng)我經(jīng)過這個(gè)城鎮(zhèn)時(shí),我就該吃藥了。”
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