酒精流
We know a gentleman who, after a medical examina tionwas told by the doctor that he was in a pretty bad way."Toolittle blood in your alcohol stream."
酒精流
我們認(rèn)識(shí)一位先生,在一次查體之后大夫告訴他,他的身體狀況很差。“你的酒精流里血液量太少了。”
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