外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹107：天國醫生(中英)

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A doctor died and went to heaven. When he got to the gates, he found that there was a long line to get in. He went to the front of the line and told the angel that since he was a doctor and that doctors are important people, he should be allowed to bypass the line and go right in.

一個醫生死后升入了天堂，當他到達門口的時候發現那里已經排了很長的隊伍。他走到隊前詢問天使既然自己是個醫生，而醫生又是很重要的人，所以他應該可以不用排隊就直接進去。

The angel replied: "Up here, everyone is equal. Now, please go to the end of the line and wait your turn.” The doctor grumbled but did what was requested. After a while, someone with a white smock and stethoscope walked right past the line and straight in. The doctor ran right back to the angel and said: "Hey, how come you let that doctor right in and not me” The angel replied : "That' s not a doctor; that is God playing Doctor.”

天使回答說:“得了，這里人人都一樣，回去排隊。”醫生雖有一肚子怨言，可是還是按照天使說的做了。過了一會兒，一個身穿白大褂，脖子上還掛著聽診器的人穿過隊伍徑直走了進去。那個醫生又跑到天使跟前問:“嘿，你怎么能讓那個醫生進去而不讓我進去呢!”天使回答:“他不是醫生，他是上帝假扮成的醫生。”

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