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- "第一印象”搞砸了
- A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.
When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immed...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- say sir
- teacher: (to a new boy)what’s your name, my little fellow?
new boy: erbert arris.
teacher: always say “sir” please, when you are speaking to master. it’s more polite....
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- an essential correction
- teacher: walter, why don’t you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
walter: what was it?
teacher: eggs.
walter: wrong, sir. that was yester...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 前臺(tái)小姐的8級(jí)英語(爆笑)
- 昨天來了個(gè)外國人，進(jìn)到辦公室，前臺(tái)小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的："Hello?"
外國人："Hi."
前臺(tái)小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？)
外國人："C...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 夠淫蕩嗎？
- 某日,一名男子進(jìn)入電梯,發(fā)現(xiàn)已有一名妙齡女子在內(nèi).
女子問道:"先生,你夠淫蕩嗎??"
男子大驚!支唔以對(duì)"我.....還好吧..."
女子白眼一翻,道:"什么還好?我問你是Going up還是going down呀?"...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An Honest Child
- Peter was eitht and a half years old,and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot,and he usually got back on time,but last Friday he ca...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- jaccasses jokes
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 抽象名詞
- Teacher: What’s an abstract noun, Jane?
Jane: I don’t know, madam.
Teacher: What, you don’t know! Well, it’s the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch....
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 新發(fā)現(xiàn)
- 新發(fā)現(xiàn)
一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進(jìn)一座大樓，看見一個(gè)歲數(shù)很大的矮胖女人邁進(jìn)一個(gè)小房間。房間的門隨后關(guān)上，有幾個(gè)燈在閃亮。一會(huì)兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 擁擠的月亮
- A geography teacher once told her class, “The moon is so large that several million people could live here.”
One boy started laughing, “It sure must get crowded when it’...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A crazy wife!
- There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 現(xiàn)在我們跑吧
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 時(shí)間對(duì)豬的意義
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. T...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(1.30)
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It Doesn’t Smell like a Toilet
When a famous cross-talk actor was asked about his impression of his visit to the United States, he replied.
“What impressed me most is t...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Psychological Test 心理學(xué)測試
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- My wife is pregnant
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 與您相識(shí) 深感壓抑--英文初學(xué)者的爆笑口誤
- 剛來澳洲時(shí)，學(xué)習(xí)英文，經(jīng)常因?yàn)榛煜脑~或概念鬧大笑話，下面是親身經(jīng)歷的幾例： 一、chicken與kitchen友人在某餐館做廚房下手，被洋朋友問及其工作時(shí)，答曰：“chicken hand”(雞手)，弄得洋朋友莫...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] The mean mans party.
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbo...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 邏輯推理
- A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 瞌睡者
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the prea...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 理所當(dāng)然
- THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wro...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 約會(huì)
- When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] But the teacher cried
- The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or t...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] A Smart Housewife.
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] Only cash and credit cards
- When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. " Do you tak...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
