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- 雙語幽默：a dissolute husband
- What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． “Mary， you ought to have married a better man．” “John， I...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 愛因斯坦與上帝
- Einstein and God
愛因斯坦與上帝
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years m...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你停止打你老婆了嗎?
- Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？
你停止打你老婆了嗎?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses．
One w...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Photo 我老婆的照片
- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Problem with gas放屁的問題
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. A...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士！
- I Am Acting Like a Lady
我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士
One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話：I Lost 我輸了
- It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness．
“So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？”
“You see we're ve...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話：Psychiatrist 精神病醫(yī)生
- Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hand...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 關于師生之間的英文笑話
- 1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什么你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Drunk
- Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.
Now, he asked, "Wha...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- UGLY BABY 丑丑的男嬰
- A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Shy Guy羞澀的男人
- A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated abou...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Wrong Man To Rob 選錯了人搶劫
- Eighteen year old Travis Suomi picked the wrong man to be
messing with.
Last Wednesday around 1:30 in the morning Suomi
went to the door of a former Sheriff(郡治安官...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 孔子印名片
- 得知國際漢學研討會邀請自己到美國赴會作專題演講，孔子很高興。為了能和國際接軌，老先生決定印盒
名片。
文具店老板說：“您老的名片要有英漢雙語，那您的英文名字取什么好呢？“
...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這是我自己的算術作業(yè)
- A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand.
一天，一個小男孩匆匆忙忙地走進了一家雜貨店，手里拿著一張清單。
"Hello, Mr. Smith...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An amazing talking dog
- A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Police Chase
- A man was driving home late one afternoon,and he was driving above the speed limit.He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view morror.He thinks,"I can ou...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一份忍俊不禁的英文簡歷
- 面試人員給一位前來應征的男士一張履歷表，于是就填了這樣的信息——
姓名：English or Chinese?英文的還是中文的？
年齡：Confidential（這是私人問題）
身高：Not related to the job...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- How to Get a Seat by the Fire
- Good Calculation
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Twenty dollars! Why, I understood you to say th...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 日本制造
- 一位來自日本的旅客，坐出租車去機場的路上，看到一輛汽車經過，就說：“Oh，TOKOTA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一輛經過，他又說： “Oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”司機有點不高...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Two Brothers
- Two Brothers
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.
"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have know...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開心一笑
- A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Imitation
- schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
"well,sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you'v...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語竟能如此搞笑
- 一、
有一對外國老夫婦到內蒙古農村住了下來。因為村里的人無法和他們交流，老夫婦很寂寞，就養(yǎng)了一只貓。一天早上 ，老夫婦正梳理貓毛，一個人從旁邊過來，沖著倆人說“鼓搗貓呢”。夫婦倆隨即沖...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A “KISS” 不是代表一個吻
- At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
