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- [爆笑] Does the dog know the proverb, too？
- The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"...
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- [爆笑] Where is the father？
- Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all t...
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- [爆笑] Do you think its the light thats attracting them？
- Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the...
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- [爆笑] The poor husband
- "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she e...
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- [爆笑] I Wasnt Asleep
- When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nud...
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- [爆笑]Please Call
- A Newspaper carried this classified ad, "The man who picked up my wallet on Market Street was recognized." He is requested to return it. A few days later this...
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- [爆笑]只有十三個
- "Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I can't, teacher" "Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded. "Y...
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- [爆笑]4 - 4 = ？
- One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in y...
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- [爆笑]我沒有蛀牙或No Cavitie
- A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you neve...
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- 每日一笑(2.1)
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The Same Language
A girl who wanted to terminate her friendship with her boy firend said to him: “Sorry, we don’t seem to have anything in common to continue our friends...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(2.2)
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A Dialogue
Here is a dialogue between Robert and his mistress.
Mistress: “In your case, I think, you could have married a much better wife both in appearance and in inte...
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- 每日一笑(2.3)
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I Prayed for More Snow
After a snowstrom had closed all the schools, the teacher asked an eight-year-old boy if he had used his extra time constructively.
"Yes, ma'am."...
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- 每日一笑（2.4)
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I Wasn't Asleep
[size=3]When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might m...
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- 每日一笑(2.5)
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I Can’t
Mr. And mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw , dragging her off....
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- 每日一笑（2.6)
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我教老師 I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, "instead, she asked...
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- 每日一笑(2.7)
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心目中的英雄Personal Hero
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen...
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- 每日一笑(2.8)
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I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?&...
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- 每日一笑（2.25)
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A Small Boy and a Donkey
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your b...
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- 每日一笑(2.26)
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纏住不放 Persistance
Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Ric...
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- 每日一笑(2.27)
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模仿 Imitation
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be...
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- 每日一笑(2.28)
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drink like a fish
A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.
All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her fath...
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- 每日一笑(3.1)
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Synonym=Bad Language
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?"
"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I d...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(3.2)
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Three Reasons
Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!
三條理由
老師：斯通，說出三條理由來...
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- Sharing everything 分享所有
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
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- 每日一笑(3.3)
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I Wasn't Listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"
"I don't know." the little girl answered.
"You don't know? Bu...
2018-11-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
