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- 每日一笑 In the supermarket(10.29)
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In the supermarket
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermarket
and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in th...
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- 每日一笑 The cost of marriage（10.30）
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The cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost
to get married?" And the father replied,
"...
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- 每日一笑 Father and son(10.31)
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Father and son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That...
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- 每日一笑 Millionaire(11.1)
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Millionaire
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband
a millionaire." "And what was he before you married h...
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- 每日一笑 but I‘m not listening while doing my make-up(11.2)
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but I'm not listening
while doing my make-up.
In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining
her hair and doing her make-...
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- 每日一笑 headache(11.3)
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Headache
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss...
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- 每日一笑 The strongest man(11.4)
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The strongest man
A guy rushes into a bar and shouts, "Who's the strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and sa...
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- 每日一笑 good news and bad news(11.5)
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any
interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The...
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- 每日一笑 make it nine months(11.6)
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Make it nine months
"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his patient. "You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stun...
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- 每日一笑 Illiterate(11.7)
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Illiterate
A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses...
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- 每日一笑 (11.8)
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Lawyer and engineer
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned dow...
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- 每日一笑 (11.9)
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Milepost
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."
Attorney: "And where...
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- 每日一笑 (11.10)
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This is impossible
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died."
"But you see I'm alive ," smiled the friend.
"This is...
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- 每日一笑 (11.11)
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Doctor and lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country
road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little...
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- 每日一笑 （11.12）
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Two attorneys
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and sta...
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- 每日一笑 (11.13)
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Lawyer's answer
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accou...
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- Chicken Little
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
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- 每日一笑：I‘ll give you more time.(7.2)
- I'll give you more time.
Little Harry: I don't like what you said, and I'll give you five
minutes to take it back.
Big Harry: And what if I don't take it...
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- 每日一笑：What do they eat？ (7.1)
- What do they eat?
Two little girls were watching the sparrows eating food at a
bird table.
One of them asked:" I wonder what they eat when they can't find...
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- 每日一笑：I‘d show him my room.(7.5)
- I'd show him my room.
Four-year old Tommy walked into his house one day carrying a worm.
"Why," demanded his mother, "are you playing with that worm?"
"We w...
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- 每日一笑：The Careless Mother(7.3)
- The Careless Mother
Tommy tore his trousers while climbing a tree. His mother told him to take them off so that she could mend them. "And you can stay in you...
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- 每日一笑：Put the peach back on the tree.(.78)
- Put the peach back on the tree.
Bob: I had a rough time this morning. The farmer caught me in
one of his peach trees.
Barbara: Gosh! What did you do?
B...
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- 每日一笑：I just showed him(7.6)
- I just showed him.
A week before his birthday, Mrs. Jones bought her son Mathew
a new bicycle and hid it in the shed.
"Now Jenny," she said to his sister,...
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- 每日一笑：(7.12)
- I Can Do Nothing.
Woman: Doctor! Doctor!
Doctor: What's wrong with you?
Woman: Please come at once. My husband is badly ill. He is having
a very bad fever...
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- 每日一笑：Diagnosis.(7.11)
- Diagnosis.
A man walks into a Doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter w...
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