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- 每日一笑:(8.5)
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按下小按鈕,就可以聽到配音拉!^_^ 如果哪位還不懂如何收聽,可發消息給我!
Asking a question
During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for tal...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑:(8.6)
- How could anyone stoop so low?
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of hi...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑:(8.7)
- Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Moth...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑:(8.8)
- I'll take it as I didn't hear you.
John and Jack met in the street one day. "I want to ask you a
favor, but can you keep it secret for me?" said John.
"Cer...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑:(8.9)
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Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
一天晚上,一家旅館失火,住在這家旅館里的...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑:(8.10)
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Where Am I?
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby,...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.11)
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這是一個笑話,用心去體會吧,你會發現它的用心之處,,
A Present
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for
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2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.12)
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I cannot see it at all.
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of so...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑:(8.13)
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A useful way.
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Pa.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑 (8.14)
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Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice the...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑Burglar(8.15)
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遇上大麻煩的夜賊 Burglar
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to ste...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.16)
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昨日鏈接
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,"
the man complained to his friend. "She asks me...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.17)
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昨日鏈接
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.
Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes,...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.18)
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昨日鏈接
The Absent-minded Professor.
An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.
"To show you more clearly what I mean...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.19)
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How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess
explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the p...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.20)Patient and Doctor.
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Patient and Doctor.
Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I think I'm a dog.
Psychologist: That's awful. Come into my office and lie
down on the couch...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑God and Grandma(8.21)
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God and Grandma
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑Teacher and Student. (8.22)
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Teacher and Student.
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑The Absent-minded Professor(8.23)
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The Absent-minded Professor
The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"
Another student says, "Kate is ab...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.24)你不一定用過的日常英語十六條
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爆笑口語:你不一定用過的日常英語十六條
1. we two who and who?
咱倆誰跟誰阿
2. how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑North or South(8.25)
- North or South?
Jack: Now, guess it. When the head of a cow points north,
where will her tail point?
John: To the south, naturally....
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.26)How could anyone stoop so low?
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How could anyone stoop so low?
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.27)
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An Old Couple's Quarrel
A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.28)
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Where are his books?
Jack: Oh, what a lovely bookshelf you have. How come you have no books on it?
John: Yeah, I had quite a lot before, but...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(8.29)
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Birthday Present.
"Ma, what present will you want for your birthday?" Three children asked their mother.
"I only wish to have three obedient...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事