每日一笑Teacher and Student. (8.22)
Teacher and Student.
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師和學生
老師：杰克，你為什么不認真聽講？
杰克：老師，我正在聽課呀！
老師：如果你剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說的什么。
杰克：您說的是：“杰克，你為什么不認真聽講？”
昨日鏈接
個人電腦問題,聽力暫時不可使用,委屈各位詞友了哦.
有位熱心的詞友發信息給我,說每日E文專欄更新有點快.
是否可以隔天更新,我把這個"權利"(應該是難題)交給各位了哦.
說下你們的意見或者建議吧!!!!!
小格言:夢想對于每個人來說都是遙不可及的,
但是對于有夢想的人來說是人生的一種動力.
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