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- 每日一笑：Things Have Been Okay.(7.10)
- Things Have Been Okay.
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the docto...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Apples and Oranges(7.9)
- Apples and Oranges
Big brother: All right, I'll help you with your homework. Now, if you had five apples and I took one away, how many would
you have?
Li...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.14)
- The First president.
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn't answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.13)
- He Wanted Two Balloons.
The boy's clothing shop was giving away balloons to customers'
children. One little fellow asked if he might have two.
"Sorry," the clerk said,"...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.16)
- Twice 5 makes 10.
Frank did not know his lesson. The teacher said to him, "If we do not know our lesson, we shall write it out ten times for tomorrow."
The next day Frank...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.15)
- How to get a seat by the fire.
Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no
room near the fire.
He called to the hostler to fetch a peck...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.20)
- Knife and Drum.
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.19)
- I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I, Tommy.
Tommy: Yes, sir. I is...
Teacher: No, no, Tommy! Don't say "I is...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.18)
- It was fine this morning.
Tommy's father rushed out of the bathroom waving his shaving brush.
"This thing's useless!" he complained. "I can't shave with it....
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.17)
- Who on earth Lost?
Frank likes gambling very much. Once he gambled with his boss,
saying, "A mole is on your chest, if you don't believe it, let's bet $500 on it."...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.22)
- My half was at the bottom of the
bottle.
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemon...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.21)
- How to do it?
A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her.
"Kate!" calle...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.23)
- Weight
Doctor: What's your average weight?
Patient: I have no idea.
Doctor: Well, what do you think is the most you have ever weighed?
Patient: I'd sa...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.24)
- Mississippi and Ohio.
Teacher: What's your favourite state,Tommy?
Tommy: Mississippi.
Teacher: Then spell it.
Tommy: I changed my mind. I like Ohio muc...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.25)
- In our bathtub.
Jimmy: Tommy's mother won't let him keep frogs at their house, so he found some water to put them in.
Mother: Oh, that's fine. Where did...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑 ：(7.26)
- Promise or Threat?
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, " yesterday I had words with my wife. After that she punched the door and...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.27)
- It depends.
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.28)
- Large Uniforms
During our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barra...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.29)
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- 每日一笑：(7.30)
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A Problem.
"I have a problem," said Jack. "Every time I go to the movies,
a fat lady sits next to me and...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(7.31)
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The absent-minded Professor.
The absent-minded professor came home late one night. When he
reached his door, he realized he had for forg...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(8.1)
- 昨日相關鍵連
It's Sunday Tomorrow.
Teacher: Tommy, you're late for the school again. In fact, you are late every day.
Tommy: I'm sorry, sir. But I won't...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(8.2)
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I don't even know that woman!
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionatel...
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- 每日一笑：(8.3)
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Who's the printer?
The professor was giving the final lecture of the term. He spoke about students work and asked them t...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(8.4)
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All I do is pay.
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance...
2018-11-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
