[爆笑] Only cash and credit cards
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for
a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.
" Do you take children?" the man asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
只算現(xiàn)金和信用卡
一個(gè)人打電話給一家汽車旅館詢問(wèn)房租，旅館的工作人員回答說(shuō) 房租的多少取決于房間的大小和住客的人數(shù)。
“小孩兒算不算呢？”那人問(wèn)道。
“不算，先生?！狈?wù)員回答，“我們只算現(xiàn)金和信用卡?！?BR>
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