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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話20:你去哪兒了?(中英)
- 6.Where Have You Been?你去哪兒了?Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話22:三個醉漢(中英)
- 8.Three Drunkards三個醉漢Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”The second drunkard stops and look at his...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話21:誰的兒子最了不起?(中英)
- 7.Whose Son Is the Greatest?誰的兒子最了不起?The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.四位牧師的母親聚到一起談?wù)撍齻兊膬鹤印?quot;My son is...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:better than this 比這更好(雙語)
- And you're both completely sure none of you can do any better than this?你們倆都完全肯定,你倆沒有誰可以做的比這更好? 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:How serious illness occurs 嚴(yán)重的疾病是如何發(fā)生的(雙語)
- You had a mild cold this morning. What happened? Have you been on WebMD?你今天早上有輕微的感冒。 發(fā)生了什么?你有沒有登陸中央社?How serious illness occurs嚴(yán)重的疾病是如何發(fā)生的 ...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:Future paranoia 未來的偏執(zhí)狂(雙語)
- But I just feel sure that my privacy in no way is invaded and no one tracks where I am or what I do...但我只是確信,我絕不會被侵犯隱私,沒有人跟蹤我,知道我在哪里,或我做什么?Honey, it's all in your m...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:Marty 馬蒂(雙語)
- What do you mean "We have stayed together for 20 years for the sake of the kids"!? We have no kids!你的意思是“我們?yōu)榱撕⒆觽冊谝黄鸫袅?0年”!?但我們沒有孩子!Marty had been somewhat absent-minde...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:The reason whales beach 鯨魚擱淺的原因(雙語)
- Look at the pink one in there. It eats and drinks and relaxes and seems to have it all worked out. Let's go join it!看那個粉紅色的東西。它吃喝,放松,似乎只要有它啥都成了。讓我們加入吧!The reason...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:Alcohol 酒精(雙語)
- I want to marry this cauliflower! We're going to be so happy!我要跟這個菜花結(jié)婚!我們將會很高興!Alcohol is popular because it makes life easy酒精受歡迎,因為它讓生活變得簡單 ...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:walruses 海象(雙語)
- Eric, it seems you've got something stuck between your teeth...埃里克,看來已經(jīng)有東西在自己的牙縫間...Reason walruses should never eat spinach海象不應(yīng)該吃菠菜的原因 更多 英...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:This soup lacks salt 這湯缺鹽(雙語)
- Are you sobbing because I'm being too cold and cynical in our marriage? Perfect. This soup lacks salt...你哭泣,是因為在我們的婚姻期,我太冷酷,憤世嫉俗? 完美。這湯缺鹽...... 更...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:Modern infidelity 現(xiàn)代的不忠(雙語)
- What do mean, you expected me home later!? And why are you watching 'Breaking Bad' season 3 alone? We had only reached the last episodes of season 1! Together!是什么意思,你希望我晚點回家!?為什么...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話24:靠邊停車(中英)
- 2.Pull over靠邊停車A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time.Coming up beside her,he said, "Pull over!"警察看到一位女士一邊車一邊織毛衣。他開車靠近...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話23:更糟糕(中英)
- 1.Be Much Worse更糟糕Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?警察:當(dāng)你的手表被搶時,你為什么不大聲呼救呢?Man: If I had opened my mout...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話26:工作要求(中英)
- 4.The Requirements of the Job工作要求Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.雇主:我們這項工作需要負(fù)責(zé)的人。Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my las...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話25:停車罰款(中英)
- 3.Fine for Parking停車罰款"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:Your life? 你的生活(雙語)
- I don't know what I'm doing with my life!?我不知道在我的生活中我在做什么!?Your life? Why do you think it's your life? What kind of mortage do you have? Are you married? Are you employed? Do you...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話: the biggest orgy 最大的狂歡(雙語)
- Yeah, war sucks big time, but if you've ever been in relationsship remember how hot make-up sex can be... When this is over, it's gonna be like the biggest orgy of all time! It's gonna be wil...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:Bartholomew 巴塞洛繆(雙語)
- Bartholomew had heard she was into bad boys, so he strategically flashed the parking ticket he had gotten 12 years prior.巴塞洛繆聽說她愛上壞男孩,所以他戰(zhàn)略性地閃現(xiàn)他12年前取得的停車票。 ...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話28:疼痛(中英)
- 6.Hurts疼痛A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."一位男士去看醫(yī)生,說,“醫(yī)生,無論我碰哪里,哪里都疼。”The doctor asks, "What do you mean?...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話27:一半(中英)
- 5.A Half一半Patient:Doctor, lately I hear only half as well as I suppose to.病人:醫(yī)生,最近我的聽力只有我應(yīng)該聽到的一半。Doctor:I don't understand that, but let's try a...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:I need more space 我需要更多的空間(雙語)
- Jennifer, I need more space...珍妮弗,我需要更多的空間... 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料,請繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話30:讓我教你(中英)
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8.Let Me Show You How讓我教你A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.家超市雇用了一個年輕人,他第一天上班報到。The manager greeted him wi...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話29:安眠藥(中英)
- 7. Sleeping Pills安眠藥Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.鮑勃晚上失眠。他去...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話:You're awesome guys 你們真是棒家伙(雙語)
- You're awesome guys... Just don't move for a couple of hours!你們真是棒家伙...就在那不動,待幾個小時!更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料,請繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全...
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