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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：The universe 宇宙（雙語）
- I've just taken a bite of myself! So groovy! I'm on an inner journey! I can hear colors! The universe seems like a tiny particle!我剛剛咬了下自己!如此的糟糕 !我開始了心里旅程!我能聽到的顏色!...
2018-11-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：dyke 堤壩（雙語）
- /Maybe you would be less tense if you said "dyke "just one time ...如果你說一次“堤壩”也許就不緊張了,…Or "spastic" or "towel head" or "honky" 或“痙攣”或“毛巾頭”或“白鬼子”The par...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：dough and frosting 生面團和霜（雙語）
- 、This house has no insulation whatsoever! All the plumbing is in dough and frosting ... Who built this crap? Illeals?這房子沒有任何絕緣!所有的管道都是生面團和霜……這廢物是誰建...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：it taste so yummy 它真好吃（雙語）
- Uhhh, it taste so yummy ...啊,它真好吃……I just heard you say the same thing to Chad and we work from two completely different antagonistical culinary premises ... You're a real...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話01：半價票（中英）
- 1.A Half-price Ticket半價票"How much is the movie ticket?"“電影票多少錢一張？”"Ten dollars, kid."“10美元，孩子。”"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話02：考試不及格（中英）
- 2.Failure in a Test考試不及格Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?媽媽:這次測試你為什么得這么低的分？Kid: Because of absence.孩子:因為缺考。Mother: You...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話03：《思想者》（中英）
- 3. The Thinker《思想者》Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.兩個男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》"What do you suppose he's think...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話04：懲罰（中英）
- 4.Punishment懲罰A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."小女孩從學(xué)校回到家，...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話06：插在何處（中英）
- 6.Where It Should Be Plugged插在何處A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話05：孩子的祈禱（中英）
- 5.Children's Prayer孩子的祈禱Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayer...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話08：孩子的視角（中英）
- 8.Kid's Perspective孩子的視角On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today'?"在上學(xué)第一天回家的路上，父親問兒...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話07：好孩子（中英）
- 7.Good Boy好孩子Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" Mother asked.“昨天我給你...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話10：老師與學(xué)生之間的對話（中英）
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1.Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil 老師與學(xué)生之間的對話(1)Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's.老師:這篇有關(guān)狗的文章...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話09：上帝失蹤了（中英）
- 9.God Is Missing上帝失蹤了There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house, or if somebody's dog had been pain...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Gutenberg 古騰堡（雙語）
- I've invented a machine that will start a revolution leading to mass media and eventually propaganda, brainwashing and absolute manipulation... and in the longer run provide an existence whe...
2018-11-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：tattoo 刺身（雙語）
- Check again buddy... there's plenty of space!? I want a tattoo now! And make it a skull, pal!再檢查一下兄弟。。。還有很多空間吧？！我現(xiàn)在想要一個刺身！弄成骷髏形狀的，同志！ 更多...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：I live in LA... 我住在洛杉磯（雙語）
- 8 years, Murder, arson, embezzlement... you?入獄八年。謀殺，縱火，盜用。。。你呢？2 years. Ate carbs... I live in LA...兩年。食用碳水化合物。。。我住在洛杉磯。。。 更多 英語笑...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：centaur 人馬（雙語）
- But what are you !? Human or horse! If you want to be part of the system, you have to be defined. And if I were you, I'd say human...It's very different styles of living...但是你到底是什么？！是...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Miss Wilson 威爾遜女士（雙語）
- Miss Wilson, I think we should take a look at your brows... They could be way more fab!威爾遜女士，我認為我們可以看一看您的眉毛。。。它們可以修飾得更美！The least documented period in Vader's lif...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：mousetrap 捕鼠器（雙語）
- Instead of tempting it with an old-fashinoned mousetrap that snaps we gave it a 9-to-5 job with the possibility of a promotion and a bonus... After 10-15 years it's stressed out and depressed...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話11：大膽的猜想（中英）
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2.A Wild Guess大膽的猜想Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archim...
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- 初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話12：上帝在看著（中英）
- 3.God Is Watching上帝在看著The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Beards 胡子（雙語）
- I don't want to be part of this anymore. Beards are supposed to grow on manly men. Out in nature. With a rifle！I’m sick of vinyls with obscure, boring bands, crappy fixie-bikes and your...
2018-11-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：scrunchie 發(fā)束（雙語）
- Okay, I'll crawl down into this, but I'll just ask you one last time: You're totally sure you dropped your scrunchie down here?好吧，我會爬到這，但我就問你最后一次：你肯定你的發(fā)束掉在這里了？ ...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Your disagreement makes me stronger! 你們的不合讓我更堅強（雙語）
- Don't sit there and exchange hidden notes on whether i can get dessert or not! I like it best when you openly get into conflict about how to raise me ! Your disagreement makes me stronger!不...
2018-11-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
