初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話04：懲罰（中英）
4.Punishment
懲罰
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
小女孩從學校回到家，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校我因為沒做過的事受到了懲罰。”
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
媽媽驚叫著說：“那太糟糕了！我要去和你的老師談一談這件事。順便問一下，你沒做過什么？”
The little girl replied, "My homework"
小女孩回答說：“家庭作業。”
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