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- “I see you‘re losing your hair.” “Nonsense. I know exactly where it is down the bathroom sink.”更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- 與老外交流最不該說(shuō)的八句話
- 一戒:不問(wèn)年齡。西方人的年齡是保密的。特別是24歲以后絕不會(huì)談?wù)撟约旱哪挲g。 二戒:不問(wèn)財(cái)物。一個(gè)人的收入和隨身所戴的財(cái)物都與個(gè)人的能力、地位、臉面等有 關(guān)。 三戒:不問(wèn)婚姻。這屬于個(gè)人隱私。讓...
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- Elderly Joke(61)
- The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old，“So，Mrs. C.，after 50 years of marriage，love tear...
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- 中國(guó)天主教呼吁教眾抵制電影《達(dá)-芬奇密碼》
- 中國(guó)天主教愛(ài)國(guó)會(huì)副主席劉柏年說(shuō)，由于這部電影有許多與天主教教義相沖突的和侮辱性的情節(jié)，中國(guó)天主教愛(ài)國(guó)會(huì)和中國(guó)天主教主教團(tuán)正在考慮由“主教團(tuán)發(fā)一封信通知各地，讓信眾不要去看這個(gè)電影。” 劉柏年說(shuō)，對(duì)天...
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- Elderly Joke(62)
- A recently widow says to her friend，“Oh don‘t talk to me about lawyers” “I‘ve had so much trouble settling my late husband’s estate that I sometimes whish he hadn‘t died…。”更多...
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- Elderly Joke(63)
- An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this，the waiter walked over to her and politely said，“Lady that soup don‘t need no...
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- Elderly Joke(64)
- An old man is talking to his friends. He says，“I‘ve got my health，everything is fine，my mind，knock wood…who’s there？更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全...
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- Entertainment Joke(1)
- Through the pitch-black night，the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal：“Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back：“Change...
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- Entertainment Joke(2)
- Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older，they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英...
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- Entertainment Joke(3)
- Ladies and gentlemen，hobos and tramps，Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants！ I‘m about to tell you a story I’ve never heard before，So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free，s...
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- By the time the soldier pulled into the little town，every hotel room was taken.“You‘ve got to have a room somewhere”，he pleaded with a proprietor.“Well，I do have a double room with one occupa...
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- Entertainment Joke(5)
- There was a lady who had triplets. Shut up，Be quiet，and Trouble. One day she told the boys to go buy her some milk from the store. They set off. When they got there the walked around looking for...
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- It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him f...
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- Entertainment Joke(7)
- A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.“Ma‘a(chǎn)m，what do you want with arsenic？”“To kill my husband.” “I can‘t sell you arsenic to kill a person！” The...
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- Entertainment Joke(8)
- One day the son of the big chief comes to the Medicine man and says“Big Chief no fart！” So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son come...
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- A guy was standing at the bottom of the stairs listening to the bells. He decided to go up and meet the ringer. So he raced up the many stairs until finally he was standing not three meters...
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- “Hi？Is this the mental hospital？” “Yes，it is.” “Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten？ “One moment and I‘ll connect you…。I’m sorry，Mr. Scott in not answering.” “Good. That me...
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- Mr. Johnson was overweight，so his doctor put him on a diet. He said：“I want you to eat regularly for two days，then skip a day，and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you，you s...
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- Entertainment Joke(13)
- One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and...
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- Entertainment Joke(11)
- After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus.“Say，”P(pán)eter said，“How‘s it going？”“Going？You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened？Tell m...
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- 我很喜歡和中國(guó)漂亮女孩約會(huì)
- 先介紹一下我的女朋友，晶晶。她以前有過(guò)一段婚姻，是同一位中國(guó)男士，她曾經(jīng)約會(huì)過(guò)別的外國(guó)人，我也不是第一個(gè)和她有長(zhǎng)期關(guān)系的外國(guó)男子。所以，她應(yīng)該是一個(gè)很平衡的參照物，在比較兩種文化不同的問(wèn)題上很有發(fā)言權(quán)。 ...
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- A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display，ran outside and...
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- Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly，widower father died，Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles‘bar，he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“I’...
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- Entertainment Joke(16)
- Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly，widower father died，Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles‘bar，he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“I’...
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- A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette table she says，“I have no idea what number to play.” A young，good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling...
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